Mateo Roberto: Archive

Mar 29th

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Mar 27th

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communismkills: Apparently, the guy I had my first kiss with now “identifies” as a woman. This is six years later. Does this make me a lesbian in the eyes of social justice? No, it just makes you a woman who kissed a man before he started to identify as a woman.

Feb 11th

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Jan 28th

[Controversial Humor] Cell's Story from Facebook....

I’d never think something so small and pointless could destroy someone so greatly. On February 14th, I started posting on my page Cell. It sat around untouched from January 3rd to February 14th without any posts because I had no means of reaching out and getting likes without a PC. Wyatt Rider Nelson had made Cell for me because of my lack of a PC. The page took off rather quickly and people...

Jan 9th

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Seriously, who do you hate more...

communismkills: Environmentalists or feminists? I’ve been having this debate for years. Feminists. They’re much more narcissistic and power driven than any environmentalist could hope to be.

Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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lasvegas-nevada asked: Django Unchained was fucking amazing. You seen it, yet?

Dec 26th

Anonymous asked: are you attracted to communismkills?

Dec 25th

Wow, militant atheists are attacking my mother for...

communismkills: Can you just stop? It’s one of the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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“Ask me a question”

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Dec 9th

“Ask me a question”

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Nov 30th

ricksantorum-2012: Mad Men makes me wish we were still living in the 50s It takes place in the 60s though.

Nov 29th

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“Ask me a question”

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Nov 25th

I've never met a group of people as vulgar as the...

communismkills: Calling for people to be raped and murdered, attacking people for their virginity, wanting people to get beaten, praying for someone to get “what’s coming”, and doing all of it in the name of social justice. Your boy ricksantorum-2012 has done all of these things and more.

Nov 22nd

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New Video: YourFavoriteMartian is Over →

Nov 21st

I've never seen Star Wars

livingintheselights: So I’m watching them all tonight with my dad. The real ones. Not the prequels. How can you call yourself a nerd without having seen the original trilogy?

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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ricksantorum-2012: I think it’s time to re-create the Confederacy as it once was under the grace of God. Obama’s America is no longer my America. God damn Obama. God damn his socialist supporters. God damn him and everyone like him. America is finished. Our spirit lives on, but America will be gone by the time he leaves (he might never leave…..) We must make our OWN country… like we had...

Nov 11th

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Nov 9th

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ricksantorum-2012: Big announcement coming soon…………. Are you a troll? Because if you are, well done.

Nov 7th

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“Ask me a question”

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Nov 4th

Oct 25th

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lasvegas-nevada asked: You seriously still feeding that troll?

Oct 25th

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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R I C K S A N T O R U M 2 0 1 2: If you like any... →

merpandaaa: rapewhistled: ricksantorum-2012: Inception Moonrise Kingdom anything by Wes Anderson anything by Sofia Coppola anything by Oliver Stone 2001 a space odyssey Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Hipsters should be banned from making movies… better yet just… You’re literally the daftest human being on Earth. Why say Moonrise Kingdom, and then say Anything by...

Oct 19th

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